Finnian: "Daddy, I want to wear shorts to Mass."
Daddy: "Finnian, you can't wear shorts to Mass. You have to wear pants."
Finnian: "Pants are ridiculous!"
A few minutes later, Finnian was speaking to one of his sisters.
Finnian: "I want to wear shorts or a swimsuit to Mass."
Catherine: "You need to wear pants."
Finnian: "But I want to wear shorts or a swimsuit."
Catherine: "Finnian, children wear pants to Mass and you are a child."
Finnian: "I am not a child! I am a Finnian!"
Nice try Finian, but don't feel bad, it could be worse;
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Thanks for the laugh. His sisters wear skirts and dresses to Mass, too. I might just have to use your line the next time he insists on shorts or a swimsuit.
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