Patrick: "Mommy, can you please help me clean my room tomorrow morning."
Me: "Yes."
Patrick: "Good because otherwise I might get 'roomatism'."
Me: "I don't think so."
Patrick: "What is rheumatism?"
Me: "I think its when you have sore bones."
Patrick: "Yes, if you don't help me clean my room, then I will have rheumatism from stepping on things that make my bones sore."
Finnian used and mispronounced a big word the other day. Patrick commented, "Finnian that's not how you say ___________. I think you need to check your pronunciation. Maybe, you need pronunciation lessons or something."
A couple of months ago, Patrick was teasing Finnian. As usual, Finnian responded by trying to attack Patrick. Patrick stopped Finnian in his tracks, saying, "Finnian stop! I am trying to come up with a diplomatic solution." It's too bad, Patrick didn't use the same line a few weeks later when Finnian gave him a black eye.
These are great! The first and last ones are really funny.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Kate. Patrick has always kept us on our toes and he definitely knows how to give us a good laugh.
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