Good Night

Daddy (to the older children): "Good night, sleep tight, see that the bed bugs don't bite."

Finnian: "Good night bugs. Don't bite me."

Mommy: "The bugs won't bite you."

Daddy: "The bugs won't bite you, but the hippopotamus might."

Finnian: "Good night bugs. Bugs won't bite me. Good night hippopotamus. Hippopotamus won't bite me. Good night hippopotamus. Hippopotamus won't bite me. Good night butterfly. Butterfly don't bite me."

Mommy: "The butterfly won't bite you. Butterflies don't know how to bite. They only give kisses."

Daddy (taking Finnian's hand): "That's right, butterflies won't bite you. They only give kisses like this."

Finnian: "Good night butterflies. Butterflies won't bite me."